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tetrised 

Fitting something inordinately large, skillfully, into a small space.
"He tetrised his huge phallus into his marginally-adequate tighty whities."
tetrised by kate_m May 25, 2006
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When a person kills their mount in BDO so they can revive it at another stable, which is both faster and cheaper than the built in transport feature.
Person 1: Hmmm, my Unicorn is in Heidel, but I really need it on another toon in Valencia.
Tanis: You know....there is a way.
Person 1: You're right, if I Tanised my horse in the river I can revive it in Valencia.
Tanis: I AM NOT A VERB!!!
Tanised by NotAPhoenixAdvisor July 16, 2023
(tye-tan-ickd) verb
1) sank
2) something exciting that turned into something awful

(1)
Our tube just titaniced! You went too slow!
(2)
Person 1: I thought that was going to be fun, but it sucked!
Person 2: Yeah, it really titaniced.
titaniced by Volleyballgrl October 10, 2008

tetarsed 

Autocorrect for the word retarded. Allows one to use this term in normal conversation without the backlash associated with using a non politically correct word. See retarded: A word used to describe someone who is profoundly stupid. A type of stupidity that is an insult to intelligence itself. Politically correct people would like you to be rude to someone in a less offensive way, perhaps by calling them dumb instead. This ignores the fact that dumb, idiot, and many other similar insults used today were all old-timey technical terms for retards. It also ignores the fact that any word used to describe someone of below average ability in any area is an insult to someone with average ability or higher in that area.
No two plus two doesn't equal five, are you tetarsed or something.
tetarsed by Capeot October 18, 2017
When you/he/she/it found out that the tea has been tampered with.
Ajax had tealised that Captain's been putting sleeping pills in her tea
Tealised by WarchiefArthas February 5, 2019
1. When x person realised that the tea has been tampered with
Captain tampered with her tea. Ajax had tealised
Tealised by WarchiefArthas February 5, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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