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A term used by members of this elite public safety team to impress women. Also used to infer the person is well-endowed.
Hey, don’t worry about anything tonight, I’m a S.W.A.T. team member.

Come home with me and I’ll show you why I’m on the SWAT team.

You’re here with that guy, you need to see what’s special about SWAT.
by Capeot January 7, 2018
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Autocorrect for the word retarded. Allows one to use this term in normal conversation without the backlash associated with using a non politically correct word. See retarded: A word used to describe someone who is profoundly stupid. A type of stupidity that is an insult to intelligence itself. Politically correct people would like you to be rude to someone in a less offensive way, perhaps by calling them dumb instead. This ignores the fact that dumb, idiot, and many other similar insults used today were all old-timey technical terms for retards. It also ignores the fact that any word used to describe someone of below average ability in any area is an insult to someone with average ability or higher in that area.
No two plus two doesn't equal five, are you tetarsed or something.
by Capeot October 18, 2017
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