tetrised 

Fitting something inordinately large, skillfully, into a small space.

"He tetrised his huge phallus into his marginally-adequate tighty whities."

tetrised by kate_m May 25, 2006

Tetrisex 

n.

1. The act in which two block pieces bang each other with excitement. It is required for one block piece to have a phallus shaped extremity, while the other has a receptive vaginal shaped space between the cubes that conform the piece.

My blocks are having tetrisex.
Tetrisex keeps on bringin' more cubes into the world.
If you have tetrisex the horizontal way, you die.

Tetrisex by Hector Smith June 26, 2006

tetrisever 

Tetris + Whatever

“I can’t believe that turtle fellow used to be important!”

“Oh well, Tetrisever.”

tetrisever by Charles dn Turtle October 9, 2022

Tetrisever 

Whatever + Tetris

Person 1: “You are actually a horrible person.”

Person 2: “Tetrisever.”

Tetrisever by Charles dn Turtle October 20, 2022

tetrissed 

When someone gets their feet completely taken away from under them, leaving them to fall usually onto their front and face. If you get tetrissed it can be highly painful

Wow why is that guy on the floor?
He got totally tetrissed!
Ouch! That's gotta hurt!

tetrissed by Chadders66 October 16, 2010