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Testy Call 

Not to be confused with a "Test Call" (which in telephony, is a telephone call made to diagnose a problem or prove/disprove a fault), a "Testy Call" is a call made begrudgingly to placate someone else speaking bollocks when they claim a line isn't working.
"Guys, the customer is claiming their lines are not working again, can you make some testy calls to prove they're talking bollocks"
Testy Call by Tele-Phoney March 11, 2010

Skype Test Call 

Everybody's best friend. She always picks up when you call her on Skype and she can be a bit quiet in text chats, but you know you love her.
Skype Test Call: After the beep, please record a message.
Bob: Omigodz. Carsilly is a Seb!
Skype Test Call: Omigodz! Carsilly is a Seb!
Skype Test Call by Jacksonnn August 26, 2008

testicalls 

Yelling any testicle-related words over the telephone, or across long distances. Testicle-related words include, but are not limited to: testicles, balls, nuts, and mansauce activators.
(from across the field) "Hey Johnny!"
"What?"
"BALLSSSSSS!"

While birds perfect birdcalls, young boys often hone their testicalls.
testicalls by The Horned Water September 11, 2006

Testically 

Technically but it’s testically speaking
Testically I have a fat cock
Testically by Lamar Scrôdum November 18, 2020

Testicall 

The act of accidentally calling someone on your cell phone when it is stashed in your front pocket, specifically when placed in close proximity to the testes. Applicable only to males.
Damn yo; I just testicalled my ex-girlfriend by accident.
Testicall by BombDotComm August 30, 2014

testicalls 

similar to a booty call, but the female (or homosexual male) does the calling.
unfortunately there has never been any record examples of testicalls in all of history :'(
testicalls by Zomar October 2, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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