Testotserowned

When a girl hanging out in a room full of guys is dominated in conversation by their loud, rowdy, and overly masculine behavior.

Girl: "Hey, guys, what do you-"
Guy: "SO DO YOU MASTURBATE?"
Girl: "Um, what?"
Guy: "DUDE WATCH ME CHUG THIS BEER."
Girl: "Oh god, I think I'm getting testotserowned."

Testotserowned by Brohumil Fratisky August 26, 2013

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testosterowned

To be bested by someone more manly than oneself.

Hilary Clinton is going to get testosterowned by Barack Obama in the upcoming election.

testosterowned by Scarlett Brohanson October 3, 2007

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Testosterowned

1. When an adult male is controlled by adolescent or teenage motives rather than reacting as an adult.

2. An adult male given to doing things his friends think he should do and not what he knows he should do for fear of being shunned or clowned.
3. The desire to ride a motorcycle becuase it is "cool", generally given to plastic fairings or excess chrome, but not actually displaying the disipline to ride right.

Dude is 40 and still wearing his hat crooked and saggin his jeans. It is a shame is so testosterowned.

The ad listed the GXSR as "adult owned". What the fuck, no adult would own a GSXR, that shit was testosterowned.

Testosterowned by The Ditch of Raneman January 13, 2012

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

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