testiculating

Waving your arms around and talking total bollocks. Ideal for use when managers/advertising types/tv producers start spiralling out of control.

Stop testiculating and give me a straight answer, if you can.

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To 'testiculate' is to thrust your groin whilst dancing.

Oh dear, there's no way in hell Joel's gonna get that girl. She seems mightily put off by his by his testiculating.

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Testiculating

To emphasize one's words or actions by dramatically brandishing one's testicles in an animated fashion.

Phillip was frantically testiculating to the rest of the nudist colony, who did not see the honey badger slowly approach them from behind.

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“Babe I think I may be testiculating, it’s that time of month for me. Want to make a baby?”

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The masculine version of testiculating

Him: *For the third time in 3 minutes* “Fuck babe, you look good as helllll.”
Her: “Are you testiculating?”
Him: “Yes. Come help me do something about it?”

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The art of talking complete bollocks whilst waving your arms around like a madman.

Politicians regularly practise testiculation right before elections ..

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Wildly gesticulating while lying through your teeth.

"Lance Armstrong's testiculation of his blood-doping and drug-use was wildly reported by the media"

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