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testie blowout 

1. A sudden increase in the pitch of ones voice during speech, usually for the duration of one syllable only. Similar to the process a teenage boy undergoes during puberty but far more sporadic and therefore more humorous for onlookers. Incidence is increased during periods of excitement and is also seen to be directly proportionate to the number of people listening.
2. May also be used literally by the stupid and uneducated to describe a sudden increase in testicular size such as that associated with conditions like elephantitis.
1. "Hey guys, what's happENing?"
2. Doctor: "Well Sir, what seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "Well..as you can see, I'm experiencing testie blowout."
testie blowout by Sam June 18, 2004

testie-blowout

The distinctive crack in a boy/man's voice when talking. Usually during the period while the voice is breaking.
testie-blowout by monk November 6, 2003

testie-blowout

what happens when you see an incredibly fine individual and you haven't experienced a release of semen for a while
I was sitting there on the bus when this super-hottie got on and i was like "aaaaah, what a Testie-Blowout she is...."
testie-blowout by kymcleod November 8, 2003

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016