Tescoed 

means drunk.
synonyms: shit faced, trollied, leathered, pissed, etc.

person 1: mate i’m gonna have a drink tonight.
person 2: ok, don’t get tescoed or your mum will be mad.

Tescoed by tescoed124 May 29, 2020

tesced 

Super decent

That girl is tesced.

tesced by Big Steve 8 May 19, 2018

Tesceduale 

To scheduale the use of someone’s testicles for the week.

I have arranged a tesceduale for you next week. Be prepared.

Tesceduale by Tittsey November 14, 2019