Terminal Illness

1. When you are sick at the airport.

2. Getting sick from eating airplane food.

Hey, I'm gonna hit the head on the way to baggage claim. I think the chicken they served us gave me a real bad terminal illness.

I don't know if I can get on the plane yet, I'm starting to feel some terminal illness.

by DreyMan November 13, 2010

terminal illness

on one side, Scott the Woz
on the other side, Jontron

"Scott the Woz... sounds a bit like a terminal illness to me"
Jontron, flex tape 2

by W O K E Patrick September 15, 2020

Terminal Illness

Funny definition: Airport sickness

Actual definition: An incurable illness which is guaranteed to progressively worsen until it causes the sufferer's death.

A terminal illness usually affects the brain (Dementia, Alzheimer's Disease, CJD/vCJD, Huntington's Disease, ALS, etc.)

However, this is not always the case.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024