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Terminal 7 

Terminal 7 is the seventh stage of brain cancer, causing constant hallucinations and visions. People with Terminal 7 find it hard or impossible to differentiate reality from fiction. The most famous case of Terminal 7 was that of Luigi Jumpman, brother of Mario Jumpman, who believed he was a hero of "The Mushroom Kingdom".
I'm sorry, but your brother has Terminal 7.
Terminal 7 by Guron March 28, 2017
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Terminal 7 

A form of brain cancer that Luigi, one of the Mario Bros., has, according to Vincent Scrungus.
You have Terminal 7 brain cancer Luigi.
Terminal 7 by garporeon July 29, 2016

Terminal 7 

A nickname given to Green Mario's stage 7 brain cancer.
"IT WAS ALL IN YER HEAD LUIGI. YOU HAVE TERMINAL 7."
Terminal 7 by BaranXLR May 7, 2017

Terminal 7 

A thing that Vinny Pizza-Pasta Scum has and is unknowing of. He is a deranged scum veteran of the scum wars.
You have terminal 7, brain cancer. I don't even know what it means, but its bad.
Terminal 7 by DaveScumRet March 22, 2017

termanal 7

GOD DAMM IT LUIGI SNAP OUT OF IT
luigi was diagnosed with termanal 7
termanal 7 by sam360 February 18, 2018

Terminal Lumbago 

A slow and painful death. Doesn’t allow you to work but Arthur and John think you’re a lazy piece of shit. Usually you have to say it’s “the lumbago.”
Definitely not a job for a man with Terminal Lumbago.”

Terminal Blowout

Explosive diarrhea that is so massive and powerful, that it distorts the space-time continuum.
Following the consumption of some sketchy Thai food, Jay’s terminal blowout obliterated an entire public restroom...and he hasn’t been seen since.