Spanish texted frase meaning "I like you like a friend" the absence of the space between "te" and "quiero" makes the difference between the common frase "te quiero" meaning "I like or love you like a g/f or b/f". This difference is only made by texting, and is commonly used between friends when they are saying good bye.
Example 1:
Person 1: See you tomorrow
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Bye Person 2: Bye
Person 1: tequiero
Example 2:
You are a great friend, I can always trust on you tequiero.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.