Tequilery

Place where Tequila is made

Where is the tequilery?

by Frank8367409 November 19, 2012

tequilayed

Drinking mucho tequila and getting or being layed.

If you wake up naked, hugging a bottle of Jose Cuervo and have a sore ass then chances are you got tequilayed.

by jpg3 November 18, 2011

tequilarated

Getting absolutely inebriated (smashed, sloshed, drunk) from tequila.

"I got tequilarated and then broke a chair and threw it"

by Joel51483 December 9, 2008

Tequilarrhea

When you drank too many margaritas the night before and are afflicted with a bad case of burning diarrhea the next day.

CHRIS: 'Mind if I use your bathroom? I feel a wave of Tequilarrhea coming on...'

AJ: "I just hope you don't explode my toilet..."

by nevvins June 1, 2011

tequilaerized

buzzed on tequila.

jose got tequilaerized.

by jose curevo December 18, 2009

tequiero

Spanish texted frase meaning "I like you like a friend" the absence of the space between "te" and "quiero" makes the difference between the common frase "te quiero" meaning "I like or love you like a g/f or b/f". This difference is only made by texting, and is commonly used between friends when they are saying good bye.

Example 1:
Person 1: See you tomorrow
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Bye
Person 2: Bye
Person 1: tequiero

Example 2:
You are a great friend, I can always trust on you tequiero.

by text meanings September 17, 2012

Tequiver

The involuntary shudder that occurs after shooting tequila.

Man that cheap El Toro gives me the tequivers. Next time I’ll shoot me some Gran Patron.

by HalfKnot February 18, 2009