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tequilayed 

Drinking mucho tequila and getting or being layed.
If you wake up naked, hugging a bottle of Jose Cuervo and have a sore ass then chances are you got tequilayed.
tequilayed by jpg3 November 18, 2011

tequilarated 

Getting absolutely inebriated (smashed, sloshed, drunk) from tequila.
"I got tequilarated and then broke a chair and threw it"
tequilarated by Joel51483 December 9, 2008

Tequilarrhea

When you drank too many margaritas the night before and are afflicted with a bad case of burning diarrhea the next day.
CHRIS: 'Mind if I use your bathroom? I feel a wave of Tequilarrhea coming on...'

AJ: "I just hope you don't explode my toilet..."
Tequilarrhea by nevvins June 1, 2011

tequilaerized

jose got tequilaerized.
tequilaerized by jose curevo December 18, 2009

tequiero 

Spanish texted frase meaning "I like you like a friend" the absence of the space between "te" and "quiero" makes the difference between the common frase "te quiero" meaning "I like or love you like a g/f or b/f". This difference is only made by texting, and is commonly used between friends when they are saying good bye.
Example 1:
Person 1: See you tomorrow
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Bye
Person 2: Bye
Person 1: tequiero

Example 2:
You are a great friend, I can always trust on you tequiero.
tequiero by text meanings September 17, 2012
The involuntary shudder that occurs after shooting tequila.
Man that cheap El Toro gives me the tequivers. Next time I’ll shoot me some Gran Patron.
Tequiver by HalfKnot February 18, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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