Tennis Elbow

The medical condition that occurs from masturbating arduously to the women's tennis championships. During this session, most people are in the living room and have to bend over to masturbate, as not to get spotted through any windows. This creates an acute angle with the shoulder, elbow, and hand. This puts tension on the elbow and results in tendinitis or tennis elbow. Both males and females suffer from the condition as women in short skirts are attractive no matter who you are.

Tennis season has been rough. I have had to pop about 50 Advil this week for my tennis elbow.

Tennis Elbow by Lost Almost October 21, 2010

tennis elbow

when you swing to hard or jack off

Kaylen has an tennis elbow for Pam...

tennis elbow by bambikiller March 16, 2009

tennis elbow

a lonely ass who has nothing better to do all day than wank off too hard

damn, that guys a tennis elbow

tennis elbow by urbandictionariast1 June 23, 2010

tennis elbow

a code word for raw dogging goats.

Man, Rich has tennis elbow, said he is going to get it checked out.

tennis elbow by Chris Watts November 16, 2021

Tennis elbow

Is a condition caused by not going to a hockey game with your brother.

Damn man, if only there was a hockey game I could go to tonight, my tennis elbow is killing me

Tennis elbow by The man z94 February 25, 2023

Tennis Elbow Douchebag 

A term that basically states that a person must be a douchebag if they play enough tennis to get tennis elbow, since only douches play tennis.

Hank Hill: Excuse me sir, did you get that injury playing tennis or golf?
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}

From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag

Tennis Elbow Douchebag by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

Reverse Tennis Elbow 

That aching pain you get on the inside of your elbow due to holding your phone close for too long.

Caused by blood pooling at the joint and limiting blood flow to the lower arm and hand.

After a marathon session of tumblr posts I stretched my arm out and felt the pain of reverse tennis elbow.

Reverse Tennis Elbow by SWilsonMc October 9, 2018