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Tennesee log jammer 

Involving two men and a ladder. Both men anally insert either end of the ladder while masturbating.

First one to cum gets to keep the ladder. The loser licks the ladder clean.
Ben and Ollie went to B&Q to try out the tennesee log jammer.

Ollie: "Unlucky Ben, looks like you've lost again!"
Ben: "Yummy!"
Tennesee log jammer by neez123456789 November 13, 2017
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Tennesee Log Jammer 

A dirty and graphic sexual act that requires two other men and a ladder
You two did the tennesee log jammer! Where are the other two guys? And did you at least put the ladder back?
Tennesee Log Jammer by CThom February 15, 2010

Tennessee log jammer 

2-3 men stand on a ladder with a Male or female participant laying at the bottom. The first man shits, then the second, and so on until all logs have been dropped on the participant at the bottom. Some logs will collide causing a jam.
Last week Frank and Eddie told Martha they needed to borrow a ladder for the neighbor so they could fulfill her dream of a Tennessee log jammer.

Tennessee Log Jammer 

A sex act involving 3 guys, 1 woman and a ladder.
"You two did the Tennessee Log Jammer? But where are the other two guys? And did you at least put my ladder back?"
Tennessee Log Jammer by khinsaia February 16, 2010

Tennessee Log Jammer 

-noun

1. A complicated sexual maneuver requiring 3 men and one women. With a ladder two men climb up the ladder and the women arches her body beneath the ladder. Resembling a common log jammer, then the men take consecutive dumps on her back and with the the natural "channel". Conformed of her spine the "logs" will go down. Finally the third man waits at the end with his mouth open to receive the logs.

2. When you take a large enough dump that clogs up the bathroom.

3. A standard facility in Tennessee's lumberjack industry.
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Tennessee log jammer

Guy 1#: Hey did you get the ladder?
Guy 2#: Yeah, steel, so it can hold us both!
Guy 1#: I cant wait for the Tennessee Log Jammer tonight
Guy 2#: Its gonna be sweet
Guy 3: Do I get to eat the sh!#t this time?
Guy 1 and guy 2: Its you turn, that ours sliding dumps from the girls back enter your mouth.

Tennesse Log Jammer

The Tennesse Log Jammer is the act of fucking a girl doggie style while simultaneously stuffing a dildo in her poop shute.
"Man I was railing her doggie style and decided to reach over onto her night stand and give her the ole' Tennesse Log Jammer!"
Tennesse Log Jammer by SMPrider February 15, 2010

Tennessee Log Jammer 

The act of forcing a large object ( wood handle, bowling pin, small novalty bat ect,,,) into the anus of a willing and toothless girl from Tennessee or Gloucester City NJ while severly impacting the colon.
I met a girl at a bar called the Pirates den and bought her a few drinks, we later went to a motel and she demanded I give her a Tennessee log jammer until she split in two!
Tennessee Log Jammer by Transamguy December 17, 2012
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