Definitions by Transamguy

Tennessee Log Jammer 

The act of forcing a large object ( wood handle, bowling pin, small novalty bat ect,,,) into the anus of a willing and toothless girl from Tennessee or Gloucester City NJ while severly impacting the colon.

I met a girl at a bar called the Pirates den and bought her a few drinks, we later went to a motel and she demanded I give her a Tennessee log jammer until she split in two!

Tennessee Log Jammer by Transamguy December 17, 2012

The Polish Bagpipe 

A group of well hung eastern europeans circled around a unsuspectiing girl while blind folded.

Amy found herself in more then she could handle when the polish bagpipes started playing over her head.

The Polish Bagpipe by transamguy December 17, 2012

German Slip and Slide 

More then 15 men urinate and deficate on a female while rolling around on a tarp

I cant believe the mess that was made when the frat house shit and pissed all over her during the German Slip and Slide last night!

German Slip and Slide by transamguy December 17, 2012

Los Angeles Smog Pump 

When a woman gives a wet handjob on the top floor of a sky scraper in LA and finishes him over the edge.

Debbie gave Brad a Los Angeles smog pump 2 times last week and once today, the aftermath landed on 6 people!!!

Los Angeles Smog Pump by transamguy December 17, 2012

New Work Tool 

When a contractor or labor worker gets a new Mexican helper on the job.

Hey, I got a new work tool today at the concrete company! His name is Carlos.

New Work Tool by transamguy December 17, 2012