Militant vagrants who have taken residence in any of the alleys between Larkin Street and Van Ness Street in San Francisco, usually between McAllister and Bush St in both the Tenderloin and Lower Nob Hill neighborhoods. Without any employment opportunities or marketable skills, an abundance of time and adrenaline triggered by copious amounts of PCP, they spend their time building pipe bombs to terrorize their small sections of the City.
“I would invite you over for dinner tonight, but I’m not sure when I will be able to host again after the Tenderloin Pyropsychopaths destroyed my entire apartment.”
“But does it matter? I’m sure you understood the risks and purchased appropriate insurance when you moved in, right?”
“oh well yes. They did me a favor.”
“Do they venture into Russian Hill?”
“But does it matter? I’m sure you understood the risks and purchased appropriate insurance when you moved in, right?”
“oh well yes. They did me a favor.”
“Do they venture into Russian Hill?”
by Niceasshole December 23, 2023