Temple Tan

When someone feels that every single part of their body needs to be tanned, so they take a self-tanning device and tan their temple.

Bro, I just used my self-tanner to do a temple tan. Hope I don't get skin cancer!

Temple Tan by Medium Mac May 2, 2022

Temple Tantrum 

When a person throws a fit (a.k.a. tantrum) inside of a place of worship

Church Goer 1: "Man, did you see that little girl today in church?"

Church Goer 2: "Ya, that was SUCH a temple tantrum"

Church Goer 1: "Her loud, disruptive temple tantrum is making me want to switch religions!"

Temple Tantrum by Bergasado December 9, 2012

Dylan Templeton 

Dylan is pretty cool. He has a good head of hair and a nice face, he's really chill and funny. He can be a huge bum though. Dylan has the most beautiful eyes ever and wavy, mid length hair that looks really good tied back. He can be a bit of a nerd but shhh don't tell him that.

"Bruh is Dylan Templeton still raving about how you should play Elden Ring?"
"yes he's like a kid showing their parents their favorite toy goddam"

Dylan Templeton by P R N C S S L H G September 11, 2022

Rory Templeton 

The type of person, that you can easily love.

An Amazing/Funny/Gorgeous Guy :)

You like someone.

Woah, he's such a Rory Templeton!

Rory Templeton by You Know Who (; July 9, 2009

alfie templeman 

a cucumber rockstar; very very cool and hard to find. an eternity of good luck when found.

do you know Alfie Templeman?

; oh the cool cucumber rockstar? of course mate

alfie templeman by jm_04 August 30, 2020

Templeton 

A surname designated as one of incredible power and influence. Originating from the Ancient World. Vastly predating the birth of Christ.

Templetons do not appear much in the written histories as they did not choose to openly enter the realm of public knowledge until within the last 500 years. . .

Upon meeting a Templeton, your life is irrevocably changed. Whether for better or worse simply depends on the mood of the figure at that particular moment.

"There's a Templeton in the room, I can feel it. . ."


"I've been tracking this particular Templeton for years. . . Such an illusive creature. A real beaut. Lets just see if we can get a closer look, over here. Look at tha. . .he saw me, run, run, ru. . ."


"Shit, they brought the Templeton. . .We already lost. Better take our girlfriends and get out of here before we lose them too"


Woman: "I don't do one night stands! Why did I sleep with him?! What was I thinking? And now all I can think is how much I wish I had his number so I could just hear his voice again. . ."

Freind: "Well, it was kinda unfair. He was a Templeton, how could you say no?"

Templeton by BringerX March 26, 2009

Ted Templeman 

Former lead singer/drummer/guitarist for the Santa Cruz based band "The Tikis", who later became "Harpers Bizarre" and had the hit song "Feeling Groovy" with fellow band mates Dick Yount, Eddie James, Dickie Scoppetone and John Peterson, formally of the Beau Brummels.

Soon after Harpers broke up Ted bacame one of the most successful producers at Warner Brothers as the man behind the scenes for: Van Morrison, the Doobie Brothers, Nicolette Larson, and discovered and produced a little know club band named "Van Halen", as well as projects for Michael McDonald and David Lee Roth, Little Feat, Captain Beefheat, Ronnie Montrose, Aerosmith, Clapton, and others

Ted retired from W/B in 1998 but was recently tapped by Joan Jet to produce an album for her.

See: Ted Templeman producer - Doobie Brothers (most, if not all albums) - Van Morrison (two albums) - Nicolette Larson - Little Feat - Van Halen

Ted Templeman by Jeezthumper July 15, 2010