Tempexspect

Tempexspect
noun /ˈtɛm.pɛk.spɛkt/
A measurable unit of time representing one hour during which digested food or stool remains inside the gastrointestinal tract, counted from the last bowel movement until the next.
Used to describe duration of internal retention, not the medical condition itself.

“I’m at 72 tempexspects since my last reset.”
Forms & Related Terms
Tempexspects (plural noun)
Multiple hours of retention.
“That meal’s been sitting at 48 tempexspects.”
Tempexspectation (noun)
The ongoing state or process of accumulating tempexspects.
“I’m currently in tempexspectation.”
Tempexspectated (adjective / past participle)
Having accumulated a notable amount of tempexspects.
“This food mass is heavily tempexspectated.”
Tempexspecting (verb, present participle)
The act of continuing to accumulate tempexspects.
“I’ve been tempexspecting since Dec 31.”
Tempexspect count (noun)
The numerical total of tempexspects accumulated.
“My tempexspect count reset last night.”

by Dakotumt5410 January 3, 2026