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Slang used for a software company that boasts state of the art enterprise level technology and being an industry leader when the entire system is held together with bubble gum and duct tape because it is really running on 1990's Foxpro
They are still using that old tech, that's a Televox is I have ever seen one.
Televox by IwannaKeribo October 3, 2024
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televoid 

(TELL-uh-void) V. To pretend to talk on your cell phone to avoid having to talk to someone approaching on the street.

Televoidance (Tell-uh-VOID-uns) N. The act of televoiding.
I was hoping to talk to that attractive female, but she televoided me; you can tell when someone's really having a conversation as opposed to faking it just to keep from having to acknowledge you.
televoid by bottlecap September 29, 2005
woah teleoxo beat dream and techno in a 1v2 pog
teleoxo by teleoxo is best December 14, 2020

Televomitious

The art and/or action of forcing someone else to vomit WITH YOUR MIND.
<Jon> That other day in class Jared was being an asshole so I made him puke all over the teacher from across the room.
<Collin> Woah, I never knew you were televomitous!
Televomitious by JonTG June 23, 2004

Teleboxer 

Synonym of Box T.V.
Instead of having a flatscreen, they had a Teleboxer
Teleboxer by PoliticalDino May 3, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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