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Slang used for a software company that boasts state of the art enterprise level technology and being an industry leader when the entire system is held together with bubble gum and duct tape because it is really running on 1990's Foxpro
They are still using that old tech, that's a Televox is I have ever seen one.
Televox by IwannaKeribo October 3, 2024
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televoid 

(TELL-uh-void) V. To pretend to talk on your cell phone to avoid having to talk to someone approaching on the street.

Televoidance (Tell-uh-VOID-uns) N. The act of televoiding.
I was hoping to talk to that attractive female, but she televoided me; you can tell when someone's really having a conversation as opposed to faking it just to keep from having to acknowledge you.
televoid by bottlecap September 29, 2005
pro gamer
woah teleoxo beat dream and techno in a 1v2 pog
teleoxo by teleoxo is best December 14, 2020

Televomitious

The art and/or action of forcing someone else to vomit WITH YOUR MIND.
<Jon> That other day in class Jared was being an asshole so I made him puke all over the teacher from across the room.
<Collin> Woah, I never knew you were televomitous!
Televomitious by JonTG June 23, 2004

Teleboxer 

Synonym of Box T.V.
Instead of having a flatscreen, they had a Teleboxer
Teleboxer by PoliticalDino May 3, 2024
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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