Telepan
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telepanhandler
telepanhandler, n. A subspecies of telemarketer devoted to soliciting donations, but no less annoying for all that.
telepanhandler by Karl Pfeifer December 10, 2005
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telepalmter
1. A memory tool used to help with answers to interview questions or tests made by writing things on the palm of ones hand. It is most commonly used by middle school children and former half term governors.
Sarah Palin crossed out the word "Budget" on her telepalmter because talking about the budget is too hard.
telepalmter by rkdrc February 7, 2010
televangelist
A religious preacher, almost always Evangelical Christian, who preaches on paid television programs. The term is a fusion of "Television" and "Evangelist", and with recent scandals involving sexual and/or financial wrong-doings among televanngelists, the term has a negative influence.
televangelist by Unidyne March 11, 2005
White Telepathy
The uncanny ability among white people to know exactly what the other is thinking even if they have never met. Usually is very strong among people with blue eyes
White girl is having a birthday party and her cousin and new boyfriend, who just happens to be white with blue eyes, go to pick out balloons. the white boyfriend immediately sees a cube shaped balloon and buys it. they go to the party and the white guy gives the girl the balloon and she tells him that she was going to get one after she saw one in the store. White girl: how did you know I wanted this? White Guy: White telepathy.
White Telepathy by Mr.Manson September 24, 2013
Squad Telepathy
1.When you and a friend(s) think of the same thing or
2. When you speak about something and it ends up happening
2. When you speak about something and it ends up happening
1. Friends both see a picture of Channing Tatum ... immediately thinks of 21 jump street and says "You have the right to be an Attorney"
2. Michael: Hey did you see that episode on The Office where Stanley stutters
Todd: No I Haven't seen it yet
Michael Texts Todd
Todd: Dude right when you texted me I was watching The Office and Stanley stuttered
Michael: Whoa Squad Telepathy
2. Michael: Hey did you see that episode on The Office where Stanley stutters
Todd: No I Haven't seen it yet
Michael Texts Todd
Todd: Dude right when you texted me I was watching The Office and Stanley stuttered
Michael: Whoa Squad Telepathy
Squad Telepathy by Michael Todd 2.0 June 16, 2016
televangelist
Televangelist's spiel with minimal bullshit:
Are you lost on the path of righteousness? Do you believe you have failed yourself and others? God forgives you for fucking up your life. Now all I need is a few thousand dollars of your hard earned money, which you don't have to spend right now but in your spare time, so that your sins are square with the Lord.
Are you lost on the path of righteousness? Do you believe you have failed yourself and others? God forgives you for fucking up your life. Now all I need is a few thousand dollars of your hard earned money, which you don't have to spend right now but in your spare time, so that your sins are square with the Lord.
televangelist by T Hizzle June 5, 2005
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).