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Tele tubby 

In the game of runescape (which is an MMORPG) there are certain areas where you can fight other players. If you are in a fight and teleport out. You are referred to as a teletubby. Meant to be an insult.
"O my god i was about to kill that guy and he teleported! Stupid tele tubby!"
Tele tubby by Thebub December 14, 2008
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tele tubby 

A person who is usually getting beat in the wilderness of Runescape, and decides to teleport out of the wilderness.
PLayer A: * gets a 26 hit on him then teleports*
Player B: Stupid noob. What a tele tubby!
tele tubby by adam36987 January 1, 2008

Tele-tubby

you crush name of bf's name
Tele-tubby by piper_addyson October 24, 2018

Teletubbie 

An annoying person who is childish and acts like praas
Praas is such a teletubbie
Teletubbie by MLGSNIPES420APEX March 18, 2017

Green Teletubby 

" There goes the green Teletubby again. "
Green Teletubby by LoveJoy<3 May 30, 2021

a homeless teletubbie

teletubbies 

Baby gorillas, whom, because of their small and morbidly obese build, became perfect subjects for a top secret experiment dubbed, "teletubbies".

Kidnapped from their native habitat, they were strapped down hooting and screaming onto operation tables. Their stomachs were removed and replaced with a crude malfunctioning television set, which recieved its signals from a implanted attenna on the top of its head. Because the attenna's reciever must be outside of the body, a hole is drilled through the baby gorilla's brain, making a pathway to stick the electrical equipment through. Unfortunately, this only resulted in having the entire cast of teletubbies having the combined intelligence of tupperware.

To feed the disillusioned apes, a special diet consisting of purified ethanol (tubby toast), and lead paint oatmeal (tubby custard) to keep the seditious thoughts of the infants surpressed. A fake sun watches over them with a ensuringly peaceful baby's face on it to keep the tubbies close to their safety dome. When a tubby escapes, the sun makes a blood-curdling cry, calling upon the dome janitor, a robot vacuum cleaner named "snoo snoo" to hunt down and kill the escapee by devouring it with it's mighty vacuum, grinding the hapless tubby and using it's remains as fertilizer for the vast lush gardens surrounding the dome.

Occasionally when the time is just right, the tubbies may be able to recieve radio waves with their broken attennas, allowing them to eavesdrop on their human overseers, yet baffled by the simplest tasks we can do, such as showering or cooking an egg.
"Once upon a time in teletubby land, teletubbies... come to play!"
teletubbies by Chang Tan September 1, 2004
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