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A word used to describe a girl with big juicy melons. A Tegan G is one of most awesome girls in the world. They have a great personality and will probably be the nicest girl you will ever meet.
Person 1: Cor blimey mate, check out those Tegan G's!

Person 2: Those sure are some well good Tegan G's!
Tegan G by _Coffey522 July 16, 2009

tegan galloway

keep your hair brush away from tegan galloway she will take it but not for her hair
normal person - "tegan galloway get that hair brush out of there"
tegan galloway by hot alpha male November 2, 2022

Texan gutter-snake 

When a woman defecates onto a man's face, then collects it into a urinary funnel, and proceeds to stuff all of it into the man's urethra. The man then proceeds to anally have sex with the female, slowly refilling her by pushing the excrement out and into her rectum.
Bro I was having a hard time getting off until I hired this cheep hooker to give me a Texan gutter-snake.

Texan grip 

When providing a hand job, to do it with the thumb pointing downwards, towards the anus, so that once can massage the ballsac with the spare thumb.

Named after George W Bush Junior's favourite way of stepping up his career when he was in college; the Texan grip.
You wan' Texan Glip? I give you Texan Grip, pwease don' kirr my famiry
Texan grip by chun qi December 6, 2010

Texan Grand Canyon

The act of putting Texas Roadhouse butter along someone’s asscrack and licking it off.
“My girl and I hit the Texan Grand Canyon last night, that shit was gas fire flames”
Texan Grand Canyon by The J1gg1er October 29, 2025