Teeswater 

Teeswater is a small town located in Ontario Canada. It’s so tiny that if you blink you’ll miss it. This place is populated with only inbred hicks. All to do there is get high and get freaky with your cousin.

Girl: Imagine being in a room with everyone you’ve had sex with.
Teeswater Guy: Tell me about it, I hate family reunions.

Teeswater by Katelucky123 November 21, 2017

toewater 

Worse than dogwater on video games

Picklevic been off Fortnite so long, now she toewater.

That bot was so toewater after I clapped him in 1v1.

I was so toewater I ran right into the storm.

That duo was so toewater I clapped him with my gray tac shotgun.

toewater by Vicki Veritas March 10, 2021

terdwater 

1. a thing that is retarded or stupid
2. someone who is rejected by all mankind

1. Dude, that old book is terdwater. Get rid of it.
2. Man, that guy was a load of terdwater from the beginning.

terdwater by jizzman100 October 21, 2010

Teester 

When twist someone's ballsack so hard and turn it into a Easter ball

I'm gonna teester you

Teester by thicc dicc42069 October 26, 2020

TheWaterboatman 

The amazingly fictional person created to Grammar Nazi you, troll you, and play Minecraft, all while looking good doing it.

"Oh damn! Where'd TheWaterboatman come from"
"HIDE THE WOMEN!"

TheWaterboatman by Deadpoollovesyou April 15, 2013