terdwater 

1. a thing that is retarded or stupid
2. someone who is rejected by all mankind

1. Dude, that old book is terdwater. Get rid of it.
2. Man, that guy was a load of terdwater from the beginning.

terdwater by jizzman100 October 21, 2010

Terraterian

A person that does not eat any seafood.

We have to go to a steak restaurant tonight, Noah is a terraterian, he dosen't eat any fish or other seafood of any kind.

Terraterian by tonka1982 December 9, 2009

tartwater 

A mixture of unsweetened cranberry juice and water. Named less for its dominant flavor characteristic than for its tendency to be consumed in quantity by a woman who is on a days-long sex binge and wants to discourage urinary tract infections (UTIs).

It is debatable whether cranberry juice can help prevent "honeymoon cystitis" or other UTIs, but drinking plenty of water and urinating after sex are commonly recommended. The tartness, as with adding lemon, makes the water somewhat more palatable.

"That...was awesome. When I can move my legs again I've gotta go pee and drink my tartwater."

tartwater by TartRex October 25, 2012

terdoctertaale 

when a fritzbot is too drunk to t9

that is terdoctertaale. we in to fast lamping sat might.

terdoctertaale by fritzbot April 2, 2007

Tarwatered 

(v) To get blacked out before noon, resulting in one of many embarrassing situations including, but not limited to: getting arrested, vomiting, getting your stomach pumped, peeing your pants, having sex with your ex boyfriend's friends etc.

Person 1: Dude, what happened to your legs?

Person 2: What do you mean?

Person 1: What do you mean what do I mean? Where are they?

Person 2: I dunno, I was so tarwatered today I couldn't even feel them.

Person 1: That's because they're gone!

Tarwatered by damakattack September 30, 2009

Teeswater 

Teeswater is a small town located in Ontario Canada. It’s so tiny that if you blink you’ll miss it. This place is populated with only inbred hicks. All to do there is get high and get freaky with your cousin.

Girl: Imagine being in a room with everyone you’ve had sex with.
Teeswater Guy: Tell me about it, I hate family reunions.

Teeswater by Katelucky123 November 21, 2017