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Terraterian

A person that does not eat any seafood.
We have to go to a steak restaurant tonight, Noah is a terraterian, he dosen't eat any fish or other seafood of any kind.
Terraterian by tonka1982 December 9, 2009

tartwater 

A mixture of unsweetened cranberry juice and water. Named less for its dominant flavor characteristic than for its tendency to be consumed in quantity by a woman who is on a days-long sex binge and wants to discourage urinary tract infections (UTIs).

It is debatable whether cranberry juice can help prevent "honeymoon cystitis" or other UTIs, but drinking plenty of water and urinating after sex are commonly recommended. The tartness, as with adding lemon, makes the water somewhat more palatable.
"That...was awesome. When I can move my legs again I've gotta go pee and drink my tartwater."
tartwater by TartRex October 25, 2012

terdoctertaale 

when a fritzbot is too drunk to t9
that is terdoctertaale. we in to fast lamping sat might.
terdoctertaale by fritzbot April 2, 2007

Tarwatered 

(v) To get blacked out before noon, resulting in one of many embarrassing situations including, but not limited to: getting arrested, vomiting, getting your stomach pumped, peeing your pants, having sex with your ex boyfriend's friends etc.
Person 1: Dude, what happened to your legs?

Person 2: What do you mean?

Person 1: What do you mean what do I mean? Where are they?

Person 2: I dunno, I was so tarwatered today I couldn't even feel them.

Person 1: That's because they're gone!
Tarwatered by damakattack September 30, 2009

Teeswater 

Teeswater is a small town located in Ontario Canada. It’s so tiny that if you blink you’ll miss it. This place is populated with only inbred hicks. All to do there is get high and get freaky with your cousin.
Girl: Imagine being in a room with everyone you’ve had sex with.
Teeswater Guy: Tell me about it, I hate family reunions.
Teeswater by Katelucky123 November 21, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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