A mixture of unsweetened cranberry juice and water. Named less for its dominant flavor characteristic than for its tendency to be consumed in quantity by a woman who is on a days-long sex binge and wants to discourage urinary tract infections (UTIs).
It is debatable whether cranberry juice can help prevent "honeymoon cystitis" or other UTIs, but drinking plenty of water and urinating after sex are commonly recommended. The tartness, as with adding lemon, makes the water somewhat more palatable.
"That...was awesome. When I can move my legs again I've gotta gopee and drink my tartwater."
(v) To get blacked out before noon, resulting in one of many embarrassing situations including, but not limited to: getting arrested, vomiting, getting your stomach pumped, peeing your pants, having sex with your ex boyfriend's friends etc.
Teeswater is a small town located in Ontario Canada. It’s so tiny that if you blink you’ll miss it. This place is populated with only inbred hicks. All to do there is get high and get freaky with your cousin.
Girl: Imagine being in a room with everyone you’ve had sex with.
Teeswater Guy: Tell me about it, I hate family reunions.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.