Teen Choice Awards 

Sluttiest children's special in television history. The abomination of awards shows and the most overrated.

Teens don't even watch. Children do.
It's not even their choice. The choice is Miley's and the Jonas Brothers'. And they suck.
Therefore, the awards are nothing but novelty.

You will die of ripping your own head off if you watch the Teen Choice Awards.

Teen Choice Awards by Smart American Male August 10, 2009

Teen Choice Awards 

Kid's Choice Awards 2.0. Ages 5 - 8. Created by FOX. A rigged, scripted, unofficial awards show presenting fake awards to very "special" child celebrities who set bad examples to children of older or equal age, mostly to Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. They use laugh tracks to make it even more stupider.

Smart celebrity nominated for an award: I think I am too old for the Teen Choice Awards. I am not even going to attend, like I give a shit if I win one.

Teen Choice Awards by Smart American Male March 22, 2009

Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA 

A nasty # Minute Video of Screechy Sounds, Pole Dancing and Crying 2 Year olds.

OMFG My Son Just Saw the Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA. Then the next day I caught him wearing a bra over a vest and in my thong.

Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus REal Miley March 16, 2010

The Teen Choice Award 

When a guy pulls out of a girl and unleashes a mighty deluge of semen upon her, drenching her thoroughly. The creamy beads cling to her nose and mouth, making her resemble a glazed doughnut. It's like getting "slimed" at the Teen Choice Awards.

"Hey, you know how I haven't had sex in like 4 months?

"Yeah, man"

"Well, last night I pulled outta my old lady and gave her The Teen Choice Award."

"Nice"

The Teen Choice Award by SpoonzwithDudez May 11, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004