Teeing Off

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A sexual move which became wildly popular during the 90's when a man gets a woman's nipples hard by either; rubbing ice cubes on her tits, doin' her in a walk-in freezer, doin' her outside in the cold weather, or any other cold involved situation to get them nips erect. Then the man places one or both of his balls on the erect nipple, the "tee" and uses his dick, the "club" to drive the ball(s) off the tee.

Bro it's so cold outside, I think if I crack open my window enough cold air will leak through that i'll be teeing off on this big-faced hunnie in no time!

Holy shit man we were so wasted last night she actually let me tee off!

Teeing Off by Forestwhittakerforprez69 December 14, 2009

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Teeing Off

When a person becomes that irate they throw a large fit and start shouting profusely and then tend to kill small children.

i was teeing off the other night I killed that bitch!

Teeing Off by SuBo31 July 16, 2010

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teeing off

a phrase refering to masturbation. A.K.A beating off, jerking off. If one says they have a 4:00 tee time, it would mean that individual is planning to masturbate at 4:00.

Nick: hey pal!
Jay: hey there good friend.
Nick: whats up?
Jay:oh nothing much, just finished teeing off.
Nick:atta boy;)

teeing off by jaysonderulo December 7, 2010

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Teeing off

When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.

I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight

Teeing off by tH3Chuck May 29, 2022

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Teeing-Off

When one person hits the shaft of their partner’s penis with some sort of striking object like in golf.

I heard Terry was teeing-off with Shane the other day — it was a whole lot of mess afterwards.

Teeing-Off by Michael “Mike” Ocklong January 27, 2023

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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