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Ted Wheeler 

Legendary war criminal and most hated man in America. Currently the mayor of Portland, Oregon, where he is so hated by his citizens he's afraid to leave his house (because people keep asking him to stop doing war crimes on them, and he does not want to do that at all).

Lumber heir from old money, hates the poor, loves lying, loves the police, hates the Geneva Convention, and hates you. He can frequently be found having a nice night out on the town enjoying his little wine. If you can find him at all.

Synonyms: Tevis, Tear Gas Teddy, Incompetent Mayor, War Criminal, Ted Tevis Wheeler
Ted Wheeler is going to hell.
Ted Wheeler by kenoshabrick February 25, 2021
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Ted Wheeler 

Ted Wheeler (45 y/o) is a character in Stranger Things, a Netflix original series. Ted is played by Joe Chrest.

Family:
Son- Mike Wheeler (13 y/o)
Daughter- Nancy Wheeler (17 y/o)
Daughter- Holly Wheeler (4 y/o)
Wife- Karen Wheeler (Late 30's)

Ted enjoys Chicken. Ted lives in Hawkin's, Indiana. Ted has brown hair and brown eyes.
"I hope you're enjoying your chicken Ted." -Karen
"What'd I do?!" -Ted Wheeler
Ted Wheeler by Mileven23 December 27, 2017
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Ted Wheeler 

The most well written character in the entire show, deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.
Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.
Ted Wheeler by tedlover890 July 1, 2022

Ted Wheeler 

The most well written character in the entire show of ‘Stranger Things’, he deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.
Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.
Ted Wheeler by tedlover890 July 1, 2022
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026