Technical Foul

When someone ruins a triumph, conquest, or personal joy by saying "technically...."

It's Party time!
Technically it is 2:30
Dude, technical foul

Technical Foul by djafjadlgmoseley July 25, 2011

technical foul

An inappropriate release of gas.

Oh man, did you just rip one? That's a technical foul right there.

technical foul by Mattius December 7, 2003

Technical Foul

When you break Whitey Duvall's house rules.

If you're come in from the street
With dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)

Oh, this is such bullshit-a (hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the balls, oops

Technical Foul by Funky Games January 27, 2024

Technical Foul

Technical Foul, also known as a tech, is something said when someone says anything “pause” worthy or weird in general.

Dude 1: yo ngl that grandma thick asl
Dude 2: bro what, that’s a technical foul

Technical Foul by ballhogsummer February 9, 2025