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Chimp technic 

The chimp technic is a technic that involves the attacking of the groin very brutally. Chimps attack people mainly by aiming for the you know where. In some incidents they ripped the balls off of a man.
I got into a fight with some dude and i won by using the chimp technic and roundhouse kicked and ripped his balls.
Chimp technic by anonymous April 12, 2021

toliet technic 

when you and a other person shit in each others mouth swallo and chase it with each others piss and repet until you both die of bacteria
toliet technic by DADDY DANNNY April 21, 2021

Lego Technic 

An annoying system containing pain and tiny parts that make your life a living hell.
Jake: Bro, do you know about that technic crap.
Jenna: Yeah, technic sucks bro.
Jake: Lego Technic sucks.
Jane, Jenna, Janice, and Jessica: Nah really?
Lego Technic by QZ101.7 April 19, 2023

Meta-Technic 

* The idea that technology has progressed or become “meta” to be what is commonly considered to be technology. A clear example being A.I. and its independent, self directed evolution, regardless of the influence or lack thereof by its creators.

* The idea that due to the ever increasing technological progress in a short time span, ideas of “Modernity” and “Postmodernism” no longer accurately describe the current setting of the world.

* The idea that technological advancement will increase in such complexity that it will be indistinguishable from the biological and organic world in which it takes place.
“Dude, ChatGPT is getting so good, I’m worried it’s gone Meta-Technic.
Meta-Technic by Gily September 21, 2025

Jack, Talk, and Devour technic 

When a male jacks off while talking to his special lady and devours celery to increase his sperm intake.
"Hey man I was using is technic last night with my sexy Amanda"
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."

technissimo

... and that's the computer center, home ground of the technissimo.
technissimo by mahatma kane jeeves October 19, 2018
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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