Techguy

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Techguy refers to a person whos bad at doing something they like.

"I'm really like cooking, but everytime I just burn the food"
"Stop being a Techguy then"

Boy 1: "Bro, I'll never play with randoms again. I'm only losing!
Boy 2: "This is why you don't play with Techguys."

Techguy by AbubBodypillow July 31, 2020

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tech guy

in a typical adventuring team, the person in charge of equipment maintenance and modification.

tech guy: I added a few features...

tech guy by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

Related Words

tech guy • TechyGuy • P09-TechGuruGuy01 • The Tech Guy • tech guru • Tech Gay • tech guilt

tech guy

indivudual that has is seen by others as knowing everything about computers, females seem to avoid and scorn "tech guys", for some unknown reason.

Why do we always get called tech guys in front of females?

tech guy by disrespecting foo December 10, 2002

TechyGuy

Hobby server and computer guy that uses alot of cables

Steve is much like that guy TechyGuy

TechyGuy by TechyGuy February 12, 2021

P09-TechGuruGuy01

Chief Janny of WSB who has blown so many accounts it's hard to count.

P09-TechGuruGuy01 just blew another account.

P09-TechGuruGuy01 by fwaefoawefjwoi3 February 6, 2023

The Tech Guy

Almost as mysterious as his owner, the tech guy is a cyber mastermind who uses his skills exclusively to assist The Shit in populating Colchester and lower parts of Ipswich with potent drugs and research chemicals.

Drug Noob: Where do you get all this fire shit nigga?
The Shit: The Tech Guy hooks me up.

The Tech Guy by buffapacheprime August 16, 2023

Tech Guy

Tech Guy is any man who is good with computers. He also stinks like shit from sitting in a tiny room all day fixing your computers and fapping to CP.

That tech guy is a real mac fag.

Tech Guy by NelsoGonzalez February 1, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026