The Techsumer uses their latest tech gadget to decide what they buy and where they buy it; what and where they eat or drink, who they like or retweet, etc.
a pizza munching Italian YouTuber with nearly 100 subscribers on his second channel and had 100+ before on his first channel before YouTube disabled it!
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.