Tebow-ner 

To become excited and or erect from watching/ listening/ or hearing about Tim Tebow's miraculous football abilities.

Did you see the Broncos game the other day?

Dude, those 2 touchdowns gave me a total Tebow-ner.

Tebow-ner by S P bucher December 20, 2010

Tebow-ner 

A mancrush. This is subset of the typical bromance where one man is impressed or aroused by the usually dubious accomplishments of another.

Particularly applicable when one christian man is excited about the accomplishments another christian man.

Named after the christian quarterback of the Denver Broncos, Tim Tebow.

That guy has such a Tebow-ner for his buddy and the guy is actually a tool that did accomplish a damn thing.

Tebow-ner by verbiage November 17, 2011

Tebow-ner 

The name for the pose that Denver Bronco quarterback Tim Tebow strikes each time he does something he thinks notable.

A single-knee, kneeling pose with fist held to head simulating prayer.

That guy is showing has got his Tebow-ner on, and he didn't do anything worthy of celebration.

Tebow-ner by verbiage November 17, 2011

Tim Tebow-ner 

When QB Tim Tebow of the Florida Gators scores a touchdown or makes a great play this normally occurs.

Guy 1: Did you see Tebow score that long touchdown?

Guy 2: Yeah man, i did! It gave me a Tim Tebow-ner!

Tim Tebow-ner by mccoot27 December 15, 2008

Tebowner 

n. The state of being infatuated with Tim Tebow, which causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other religious icons; the erection Thom Brennaman had during the BCS Championship game when he verbally fellated Tim Tebow

Guy 1: Man that was a good game last night, except for Brennaman's Tebowner!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!

Tebowner by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009

Tebowner 

The boner that everyone gets because of Tim Tebow.

I can't wait to see Tim Tebow run through all the SEC's defenses again next year.

Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner.

Tebowner by GoSkins8921 April 30, 2008

tebowner 

when an individual, company, or group of individuals get so excited when talking about tim tebow that they appear to have a tebowner

ESPN has a gigantic, chodic, sexually-frustrated tebowner cock that must be stroked at 55 minutes past the hour, every day, six days a week(rest on the seventh day)

this must be done because mutual sex is not permited with anything tim tebow.

tebowner by a stupid bitch12345 August 22, 2009