Tebow-ner
To become excited and or erect from watching/ listening/ or hearing about Tim Tebow's miraculous football abilities.
Tebow-ner by S P bucher December 20, 2010
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Tebow-ner
A mancrush. This is subset of the typical bromance where one man is impressed or aroused by the usually dubious accomplishments of another.
Particularly applicable when one christian man is excited about the accomplishments another christian man.
Named after the christian quarterback of the Denver Broncos, Tim Tebow.
Particularly applicable when one christian man is excited about the accomplishments another christian man.
Named after the christian quarterback of the Denver Broncos, Tim Tebow.
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Tim Tebow-ner • Tebowner • Tebow • Tebow'd • Tebow-sexual • Tebow Bagging • Tebow Time • Tebow 3:16 • Tebow Baggin • Tebow blocking
Tebowner
n. The state of being infatuated with Tim Tebow, which causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other religious icons; the erection Thom Brennaman had during the BCS Championship game when he verbally fellated Tim Tebow
Guy 1: Man that was a good game last night, except for Brennaman's Tebowner!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!
Tebowner by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009
tebowner
when an individual, company, or group of individuals get so excited when talking about tim tebow that they appear to have a tebowner
ESPN has a gigantic, chodic, sexually-frustrated tebowner cock that must be stroked at 55 minutes past the hour, every day, six days a week(rest on the seventh day)
this must be done because mutual sex is not permited with anything tim tebow.
this must be done because mutual sex is not permited with anything tim tebow.
tebowner by a stupid bitch12345 August 22, 2009
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