Tebow-ner
To become excited and or erect from watching/ listening/ or hearing about Tim Tebow's miraculous football abilities.
Tebow-ner by S P bucher December 20, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Tebow-ner
A mancrush. This is subset of the typical bromance where one man is impressed or aroused by the usually dubious accomplishments of another.
Particularly applicable when one christian man is excited about the accomplishments another christian man.
Named after the christian quarterback of the Denver Broncos, Tim Tebow.
Particularly applicable when one christian man is excited about the accomplishments another christian man.
Named after the christian quarterback of the Denver Broncos, Tim Tebow.
Related Words
Tim Tebow-ner • Tebowner • Tebow • Tebow'd • Tebow-sexual • Tebow Bagging • Tebow Time • Tebow 3:16 • Tebow Baggin • Tebow blocking
Tebowner
n. The state of being infatuated with Tim Tebow, which causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other religious icons; the erection Thom Brennaman had during the BCS Championship game when he verbally fellated Tim Tebow
Guy 1: Man that was a good game last night, except for Brennaman's Tebowner!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!
Tebowner by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009
Tebowner
I can't wait to see Tim Tebow run through all the SEC's defenses again next year.
Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner.
Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner.
Tebowner by GoSkins8921 April 30, 2008
tebowner
when an individual, company, or group of individuals get so excited when talking about tim tebow that they appear to have a tebowner
ESPN has a gigantic, chodic, sexually-frustrated tebowner cock that must be stroked at 55 minutes past the hour, every day, six days a week(rest on the seventh day)
this must be done because mutual sex is not permited with anything tim tebow.
this must be done because mutual sex is not permited with anything tim tebow.
tebowner by a stupid bitch12345 August 22, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026