teaspoon

verb, a modification of the spoon position. one lies on their side in the original spoon position and the other lies on their back knees bent up and over the others legs. perfected only with sundaying

in going to teaspoon the shit out of you next time i see you.

by azturner June 14, 2006

teaspoon

Being the 'little spoon' (on the inside) while spooning.

Would you like to be the teaspoon or the tablespoon?

by itsjoshhh July 24, 2011

teaspoon

The sexual act of cupping one's partner's (or partners') scrotal sac. It is often accompanied by a gentle vertical motion much like when weighing a mango.

"Get on your knees and give me a good teaspooning Margaret"

by Shitty McShitterson January 18, 2005

Teaspoon

Somone who has an big oval sized head and a slim body.

Nolo is a teaspoon

by Radali October 1, 2020

Teaspoon

The word teaspoon is a slur talking about how a person is a very small percentage of a minority and uses it as their ‘trump card’ or what they can use in a argument to counter anything, using it to label anyone as racist or sexist.

That kid is a teaspoon, barely even Mexican

by Sekor13 January 11, 2024

teaspoon leg it out of here

When the Boston tea party were rumbled by the british, whilst drinking tea. They were awful at improvising a term so decided to 'Teaspoon Leg it out of here'.
This can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.

Person 1: How did you get out of the sit with that arsehole Miles?
Person 2: I totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here

by BoosterGould January 2, 2015

Teaspoon leg

Running away, preferably accompanied with the sound of bongos.

Originates from when the British people heard of the Boston tea party and went to fight the American people; upon noticing the Brits, the Americans fled.

British people: "Oi, what are you doing with our tea there, love?"
American people: "Quick, we gotta teaspoon leg it outta here!"

by imliterallyonlydoingthisforRT June 8, 2017