Tear Jerk 

When you masturbate while crying and use your tears for a lubricant

After he got dumped the threw a tear jerk to his ex girl friend for three weeks.

Tear Jerk by nick butz December 15, 2011

Tear jerk 

When cry and masturbate because you are sad

I went to go tear jerk because Sarah wouldn't hold hands.

Tear jerk by Banana12Child December 9, 2019

tear jerk 

When you use a significant others tears to masterbate or have sex

I whent to my room to tear jerk

tear jerk by Nodyess January 31, 2025

tear jerk-off

Purposely watching a sad movie to cry for pleasure

"I haven't cried in so long, I need a tear jerk-off session"

tear jerk-off by baby-yeezus March 4, 2017

Indiana Tear-Jerker 

A sexual situation in which a man is simultaneously watching Schindler’s List and receiving a handjob

She gave me an Indiana Tear-Jerker last night; I've never felt so sad but so good at the same time

Indiana Tear-Jerker by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Tear-jerking 

The act of watching sad videos, reading sad stories, or thinking about sad events to force yourself to cry.

Person 1: Where is Maggie?
Person 2: She said she needed a good cry. She's probably tear-jerking.

Tear-jerking by MissLadySky June 20, 2016

the tear jerker 

whilst doing a girl doggy, prepare a freshly cut lemon, one half in either hand and as you ejaculate inside her, lean over and thrust the lemons into her eyes, making the love making session very emotional.

dude i took that girl home after that date, i showed her the tear jerker.

the tear jerker by aaron and kristy March 29, 2009