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Teap

Shut The Hell Up And Calm Down

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A: OMG I cant belive you did that!!!!
M: Teap Then
by LetsThinkOfAName July 9, 2009
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Teap

An annoying kid. A pansy, a twirp, usually scronny and has no life.
Billy- Dude, did you see that kid over there? What a fucking teap.
Joe- Yeah man, sure did seem pretty teapie.
by xx8xx June 20, 2007
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teap means weird/weirdness basically. suggesting something supernatural; unearthly or uncanny. use it as person, a verb, or even as an adjective.
Ron : Help did you the new tiktok video pahashan posted?
Aditi : No. which one?
Rebecca : Omg this one? Him and the video are both so teap
by ronushka July 15, 2023
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Teap

a word that parnina used too much 😂 she dont know how to type parnina lamfoaooo
guy 1: u need to tell sayan to shut his teap
guy 2:ok
by PARSYAAN March 6, 2022
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teap

a misspelling of "real", often used to a comical effect.
person 1:"i think all people named ryan should be executed"

person 2: "TEAP!"
by TheFlamingoWhisperer October 29, 2023
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Teapression

The complete breakdown in the global economic system caused by a tiny but agitated group of reactionary theorists who also oppose ideas such as science, education or fairness in favor narrow self interest and con tined corporate welfare.
Jack lost his house in the teapression, because 12 tearrorist jerks in a room decided to cut all government programs and the world economy died.
by Jumbo III August 6, 2011
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Teapublicunt

A highly unreasonable radical and extremist who is completely removed from reality.

Despite the fact that most Teapublicunts barely managed to graduate from high school, over the course the last five years they have proclaimed themselves to be constitutional scholars, based solely on their misguided interpretations of the Second Amendment. Few Teapublicunts understand politics, economics, history, science, geopolitics, or even basic English, although this won't stop them from regurgitating the dubious talking points from Faux News and other Right Wing paranoia outlets.

Teapublicunts usually exhibit the following symptoms: extreme and often racially-tinged beliefs; the stockpiling of large quantities of weapons and ammunition in preparation for the Second Coming of Baby Jesus; extremely small penises, low self esteem, and Black-President-Penis-Envy; a dislike of government and welfare, in spite of their profound dependence on food stamps and Medicare; the inability to spell, use proper grammar, or form coherent sentences.
Person 1: Can't we just find some common ground and compromise with each other for the good of the country?

Person 2: No!!! Bama iz da Antee Christ whoose takin my freedomz and gunz and Benghazi and IRS and he ain't got no rite being Presidant cuz he's Muslim and born in Hawaii, not America. PATRIOT

Person 1: You're such a fucking Teapublicunt. I feel my brain cells dying by the second.
by MEO808 October 14, 2013
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