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The team pet is a boy on a sports team, usually football, who is the smallest and least skilled player. Usually isn't genuinely respected, yet is rarely directly mocked, and never beat up. Teammates are usually protective of the team pet, often going easy on them during practice/drills.
"Rory does football? How hasn't he gotten beat up?"

"Oh, he's the team pet"
Team pet by Roryyy14 November 27, 2023
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Team Peta 

A Pokemon villain know from stealing people's pokemon because they say that they will release them even thought they get rid of the pokemon if no one picks them up and steals it again if they get the pokemon back, they are seem all around the region and you the player must try to defeat them. Their concept is similar to team rocket, but trust me they are worse
Lass Sofia: *Goes for a short stroll with her Eevee*

Team Peta grunt: YOU ARE MISSTREATTING THE POKEMON NOW HE IS MY PROPERTY!

Lass Sofia: Holy defecate he stole my Eevee with perfect ivs and evs! What I am going to do now?

Player: *staring silently*

Lass Sofia: Please help me! I can't live without my Eevee!

Player:

YES
-------> NO, BUT SHE TAKES IT AS A YES AND THE PLOT CONTINUES

Lass Sofia: Thank god you accepted it! Now please go take out the Team Peta

Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team 

A Formula 1 Team that used to be good until Adrian Newey made a beast of a copy-and-paste car of Red Bull Racing and made a trauma-dumping Dutchman (aka Max Verstappen) drive it, which in turn caused everyone watching F1 to hear the fucking dutch national anthem throughout the year and made the Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team into Williams Racing.
the Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team is causing hell
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Respectfully 

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