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The coolest team of kings ever created. They enjoy making nachoes, winning kings, and fluently speaking in other accents when drunk. The team consists of Sock, Girl, Blue sweater, and Invisible hat. They have arch nemesis of team you. They will always beat team you, in any drinking game.
"Only team us deserves the nachoes, cuz we won every drinking game, and kicked team you's ass."
Team Us by team us February 20, 2009
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The favorite to win all events in the Olympics, especially swimming.
Onvthe US Team for swimming, Lochte, Phelps, and the others took advantage of their being the favorite and won gold in the 4x200 in a time far better than the other countries.
US Team by proamerican August 1, 2012

US Funk Team 

An indie rock band from Philadelphia. Many say that they sound like Modest Mouse. This is especially true with regards to the vocals.

They put on a killer live show.
Kendall- Do you want to go see US Funk Team?
Kyle- Sure, can Jessie come too?
Kendall- No, she's on tour with J-Lo.
Kyle- Oh, bummer.
Kyle & Kendall- FUNK!
US Funk Team by Kyle R December 28, 2005

Beard Team USA 

Group of bearded and moustached Americans that competes for the United States at the biennial World Beard and Moustache Championships.
The members of Beard Team USA proudly put country first and grow beards for America.
Beard Team USA by tahophil December 9, 2008

U.S. Navy Seal Team Six 

An Elite group of U.S. Navy Seals.

Most notably, they are the elite group responsible for the killing of terrorist, Osama Bin Laden.
Osama Bin Laden: No one will get me now, I'm so totally invincible and brave, hiding here like a little bitch.

U.S. Navy Seal Team Six: "Roger that, tango in my sights, over". ...... "Headshot".
U.S. Navy Seal Team Six by Tea Bird September 24, 2011

USA 2012 Team 

The Olympic team for the 2012 London Olympic Games who have dominated and will continue dominating in the games.
The USA 2012 Team is ready to kick some foreign ass over the next week.

USAF Cadet Drill Team 

The USAF Cadet Drill Team is the drill team of Air Force Cadets - one of the best drill teams in the world.
I'm going to try out for the USAF Cadet Drill Team, but Matt says he's going to make me wear a vibrating butt-plug to see if I can keep my focus!
USAF Cadet Drill Team by eda-skip October 20, 2021