Like tea bagging but with a "cake" i.e.vagina. To place your vagina onto someone's face while they are asleep, unaware or unsuspecting.
Last night Sharon passed out drunk and got tea caked by Mandy.
There was a photo from when Mandy was tea caking sharon
There was a photo from when Mandy was tea caking sharon
by Bikerk8 March 2, 2014
A pastry, bread, or cake traditionally served with afternoon tea, that can be eaten with the fingers.
Millie: "My favorite kind of tea cake is the Victorian tea cake."
Sammie: "What is that?"
Millie: "A sort of a small, round sponge cake! It's delicious."
Sammie: "What is that?"
Millie: "A sort of a small, round sponge cake! It's delicious."
by blupomodoro April 19, 2010
A real sweetheart of a guy; a good man, sweet like a tea cake; one's boyfriend or a good-looking guy, as in "he my tea cake", as in a yummy dessert. (Also a character in Zora Neale Hurston's novel: "Their Eyes Were Watching God")
"He my tea cake." "What you doin messin wid ma tea cake?"
"Gonna get me summa ma tea cake tonight, for real!" "My tea cake gave me dis fo' our anniversary." "He gonna make some gurl a real fine tea cake, one day." "Ew, wouldja just look at him! He a real tea cake, ain't he?"
"Gonna get me summa ma tea cake tonight, for real!" "My tea cake gave me dis fo' our anniversary." "He gonna make some gurl a real fine tea cake, one day." "Ew, wouldja just look at him! He a real tea cake, ain't he?"
by nina_infinite February 16, 2007
Person 1: Don't offend anybody or you'll get a "bikers tea cake"
Person 2: What geordie twats
(Person 2 gets a geordie tea cake)
Person 2: What geordie twats
(Person 2 gets a geordie tea cake)
by wigga, white negro August 2, 2011
by RPS Triple Science Mandem<3 December 4, 2009
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