A pussy with five o'clock shadow.
by Dump truck November 04, 2016
British codeword meaning Beer and Hos. Sometimes used when one wants to ditch an undesirable third member of their party by making their night sound boring. Other times used to signal its time to leave, or it is often used to fool the commoner.
Bloke, you ready to get some tea and crumpets tonight?(high fives)
Chap 1: So what are you fellows doing tonight?
Chaps 2 and 3: Oh, nothing, thought we might go and get some tea and crumpets.
Chap 1: Oh, well i better be off
Chaps 2 and 3:.....Score!
Mother: where do you think your going laddy?
Son: Oh nowhere mummy, just thought i'd go get some tea and crumpets?
Mother: Ok, well have fun deary!
Chap 1: So what are you fellows doing tonight?
Chaps 2 and 3: Oh, nothing, thought we might go and get some tea and crumpets.
Chap 1: Oh, well i better be off
Chaps 2 and 3:.....Score!
Mother: where do you think your going laddy?
Son: Oh nowhere mummy, just thought i'd go get some tea and crumpets?
Mother: Ok, well have fun deary!
by TastyShakes December 02, 2010
by pseudonymphet November 01, 2019
The act of a male individual throwing a reverse cowgirl or squatting over a woman or man, and dipping his nutsack and cock (aka man junk) into their mouth and making sure his asshole is grinding on their nose.
Usually reserved for an especially vicious slam, use of this phrase can be for the fun of it.
“You just served up some tea and crumpets”
“Would you like some tea and crumpets?”
“You just served up some tea and crumpets”
“Would you like some tea and crumpets?”
by bike dick March 06, 2009
by Jessica S. March 27, 2003
1. A phrase often used by homosexual British to refer to leisure activity.
2. A phrase used by homosexual British to refer to anal sex.
2. A phrase used by homosexual British to refer to anal sex.
by Literate 'merican Stoner July 07, 2016
by ak harry June 21, 2006