Te'oing

To have sex with an imaginary woman or object

"Where was Manti during that title game?"

"Oh he was out te'oing"

by ND69697 January 17, 2013

te’oing

To have sex with an imaginary woman or object.

Oh he was out te’oing .

by Quisef March 29, 2018

Te'oing

The acto of hugging an imaginary person.

Lacey: Yo, McCarron, did you see Te'o trying to tackle me? It looked more like he was hugging an imaginary girlfriend.

McCarron: Yeah man, he was totally Te'oing

by ImaginaryFriend January 16, 2013

Teoing

Similar to Tebowing, Teoing is posing with your arm around your imaginary girlfriend's shoulder, just like Manti Te'o did many a lone night by himself (with a large Samoan man on the other end of the internets).

When I ordered dinner for two and had a conversation with the empty seat next to me, people thought I was insane. Truth is, I was just Teoing

by ccccchris January 18, 2013