Taxiderpy

The use of taxidermy to create awkward or cliche mounted animal displays with humorous intent, particularly combining different animals (e.g. a jackrabbit with pronghorn antelope horns to make a jackalope).

Douglas, Wyoming, where the first jackalopes were created, can be considered the birthplace of taxiderpy.

by Dubhloaich January 19, 2023

taxidermiphobia

An illogical or irrational fear of stuffed animals. Some sufferers may believe the mounted animals will suddenly come alive and try to attack him/her, others may think they could be impaled on horns or lacerated by claws or teeth should the piece fall on them.

Also known as taxidermy phobia.

I can't walk through the taxidermy exhibit of the Natural History Museum without sweating profusely and getting palpitations because of my taxidermiphobia.

by kreebilicus November 13, 2012

taxidermy

a very cool thing that is a bit weird and was popular and created in the Victorian times but went out of fashion in the 20th centaury but in the 21st centaury became very popular.
the word TAXIDERMY come from the Latin word taxis meaning movement and derma meaning skin so it means movement of skin.
this process to taxidermy an animal involves skinning a animal tanning its skin and placing it on a form typically made of foam.
ps it is a very cool hobby and job

person 1:dude I have a taxidermy deer
person 2: very nice ;)

by taxider-me January 1, 2015

taxidermacised

A western term for describing an act of taxidermy after it has taken place.

'That rabbit has just been taxidermacised'
'Silly cow has been taxidermacised'

by the_bloody_august September 20, 2016

German taxidermist

Scout for Roadkill, (most preferably squirrels) search for an animal where intestines are ejected from the carcass and dirtied by the road. Pull over at the site. Before touching the animal in any other way, take a knee on the street over the dead animal and using your teeth, tear away a small piece of flesh from the abdomen serving to create a new orifice. Peel carcass from road and stuff all external offal back into the carcass. Bring home and sew shut all orifices (excluding the one you created with your teeth) to create a bag-like contraption. Over the course of several weeks, repeatedly masturbate into the open orifice, leaving all ejaculated semen in the carcass. When the carcass is visibly bloated with semen, (and sufficiently decomposed) squeeze all contents into frying pan and fry the carcass therein. Eat with salt and garden vegetables.

I have been preparing a German Taxidermist dinner for about two and a half weeks to serve at my wedding.

by plyd011 December 24, 2010

Turd taxidermist

One who mounts exceptional specimens of rectal release.

Bubba was full of crap. Although many people suspected it, no one knew for sure.. Thanks to the local turd taxidermist, he is able to stand proud and hold his own.

by Jeff & Lori March 27, 2007

Taxidermist

1: a craftsman who shoots stuffs and mounts the skins of dead animals that are often protected species

2: a skin-care specialist for taxi drivers

1: it died of natural causes...honest

2: so exactly how long have you been sitting down?

by Mr Cheese April 24, 2005