Taxi for...

When someone makes a cock of them self, shout taxi for (then there surname)
Also see Soccer AM and lovejoy

Man called Mr McClaran falls over a root of a tree...
his friend Mr Gates says "Taxi for McClaren"

by RB November 30, 2003

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taxi for one

Phrase used to tell someone they aren't funny (implying that they need to leave. Alone. Right now.)
Usually used in reaction to a bad joke or stupid comment.

Dave: Knock knock.
Sam: Who's there?
Dave: Wallet inspector! Hahahahaha!
Sam: ...Taxi for one.

by feather-duster May 22, 2007

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Humerous witticism used in order to deflect criticism from the fact that you have just let rip with a stench that would choke a monkey to death. Generally used as a witty riposte by the educated whilst in polite society.

Charming old Colonel - "good God what was that noise?"
Wilde - "I was just calling a taxi for Brown my good man"

by Taylor Durden April 22, 2006

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