tuzzard 

A tuzzard is a reference to a woman's clit after she has done steroids. The clit lengthens is size. Due to the testosterine levels in the steroids, the clit becomes adopts a penile state. ITS LONG AND SLOPPY.

A woman on steroids has a big tuzzard.

tuzzard by Leah Halcomb October 7, 2007

tezzardz 

When your fantasy football team league goes rouge, leading to a bunch of tezzardz.

There is a conspiracy in my fantasy football league I think they are all tezzardz

tezzardz by Marshall tucker October 17, 2021

tizzard

tizzard- this word can be used when attempting to insult someone in the most harsh way possible. by calling someone a tizzard you are infact saying:- you are a genetic deformation, the entire human race would be much better off without you, you insult me just being here, you are a 'weak effort', if i was related to you i would kill myself and all of my family, you are a joke.

1- i failed all my GCSE's, im such a tizzard.
2- see that drunk guy lying in his own puke? what a tizzard.
3- a)hey dude, you want a bit on my spliff? b)no thanks, i have homework to do. a)YOU TIZZARD

tizzard by evi bob August 30, 2006

tizzard

A wizard with autism (tizz). Usually refers to someone with no rizz or social skills but great ability to ship tech.

Steve Jobs was a real tizz whisperer when he harnessed Woz’s magical tizzard abilities to build the world’s most valuable company

tizzard by The new Nick D September 14, 2025

ben tizzard 

By the order of the peaky blinders, the flat cap wearing Ben has dedicated his life to keeping Britain, british. Proper EDL geezer who hates foreigners and wants to suck Churchills decayed wood. Westgate legend

why did you dropkick that refugee, youre such a ben tizzard!

ben tizzard by buv69 May 23, 2022