Tauston 

the ship of tyler mason and austin

there goes tyler and mason, oh and here comes austin
wow tauston really are loving

Tauston by zobo87 February 22, 2024

taunton high school 

Basically hell on earth. The food is shit and the teachers have no respect for the students. This school is the main cause of depression

Fuck Taunton high school

taunton high school by Werbenshmurbanhemerblop June 11, 2017

Taunton Tuxedo 

The timeless look of wearing jorts with a wife beater. Looks fly with flip flops and white socks.

I’m getting laid tonight. I’m rocking my new haircut and a Taunton Tuxedo. Where the Brockton bitches at?

Taunton Tuxedo by Taunton Attorney June 1, 2018

Taunton 

A depressing and pointless town in Somerset, UK.

All the shops are closing down in the town centre, leaving Taunton looking like a ghost town.

Taunton is a hellhole

Taunton by smitho111 October 1, 2023

tayston 

RIP Tayston he was a real man...

Boy 1: Did you hear about Tayston's death?

Boy 2: Who's Tayston?

Boy 1: Taste on these fckn nuts.

tayston by RIPtayston July 10, 2021

taunton river 

A river of pure shit.

My shit last night was so disgusting that I thought it was the taunton river.

taunton river by Bruno from Bad Larry December 12, 2007

The Taunton Bermuda Triangle 

An urban legend focused on three pubs in the country town of Taunton, the Plough, the Alehouse and the Crown and Sceptre, where a number of boozers and chancers are said to have disappeared under mysterious circumstances. The idea of the area as uniquely prone to disappearances arose in the early 21st century, but most reputable sources dismiss the idea that there is any mystery. In recent years many Tauntonians have challenged themselves to try and safely navigate a pint in each pub.

'Oi - fancy trying to complete the Taunton Bermuda Triangle tonight? 'Fuck it, why not'

The Taunton Bermuda Triangle by TauntonTings February 19, 2023