Multi-taskurbate

Doing one or more things, while also masturbating.
Jennifer was horny while writing her term paper, so she decided to Multi-taskurbate.
by Punishedhero February 06, 2010
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Taskurbating

When an executive who does nothing brags about how much they do, usually as a way to justify exploitative capitalism.
Joe is busy taskurbating again about his "70-hour" workweeks.
by Lumbering Peasant February 25, 2021
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