He Is a pick sucking bitch and will always betray you no matter how good of a friend you are to him, he will always make fun of you know matter what it is or what it's about, he is just a total jackass
Deadly, fierce, and a true force to be reckoned with. Native to Mother Russia, our Lord is a brilliant mathematician and warrior. You do not hunt Tachanka, for Tachanka hunts you. You do not kill Tachanka, for Tachanka kills you. You do not beat Tachanka, for Tachanka beats you. He is our Lord and Savior, the only operator worthy of our praise.
All bow and praise your savior Lord Tachanka, or face the furry of pure Russian anger.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."