Tarmacing

Where a man curls a steamy shit off onto the centre of a womans chest ....and then quickly proceeds to compress the shit up and down the length of the womams torso...
Did you hear why paul was so brown this morning?.....yeah i heard hes just received a tarmacing by someone called tina
by Jongreenwood August 21, 2021
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Tarmacing

An extension of a spit kink.
Make your girl smoke a pack of cigarettes.
When she spits on you, the flem will come out black from the cigarettes, giving the effect of tarmac.
Me and my girlfriend tried tarmacing last night.
I looked like a road after she was finished!
by Backstreet Kink October 09, 2019
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Tarmac

A mixture of crushed rock and tar with was a pre curser to modern Asphalt.

Of course you only hear the word now days by nit wit news people who picked up the term after the 1972 TWA hi-jacking where British reporters on the scene referred to the airliner "sitting on the tarmac". In British terms they commonly use tarmac like we in the USA would use the word "Asphalt". As is so common with reporters they like to repeat words and phrases that have an International flavor whether they know the meaning or not.
You are driving down an old country road constructed with the old fashioned process of rock and tar called "tarmac"
by Reid Alan August 19, 2010
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Tarmack is a reference to a discovery by a man named MacAdams. MacAdams found that crushed rock, as opposed to pea gravel, could be compacted into a firm and durable surface if mixed with asphalt tar and compacted.'Tarmac is a term almost universally misused to describe an airports runway, which are always concrete, not blacktop, paving, or tarmack.
Driving through the California motherload, we could see remains of the tarmack that once was the surface of the main road.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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tarmac

when a girl shits on your chest and then rubs her ass around, smothering it in.
"i was having sex last night and the girl tarmaced me. what a bitch!"
by LG bandit January 20, 2009
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tarmacing

during fornication, the male lays a steamy stool on the female's chest then spunks down the centre of the shit in affect making the white lines similar to those of road markings
last night i caught Ali tarmacing Dave
by RICHARD THACKER October 19, 2007
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tarmaccing

The act of defecating onto another person, and wiping the faeces into a smooth surface across their body. At this point, it is popular to add "double yellow lines" of urine, or "white lines" of semen.
"Afsana enjoys tarmaccing with a horse"

"After the picnic, the children went back to the cottage for some tarmaccing"
by Andrew Cole May 16, 2007
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