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TardCon is any where Sarah Palin is speaking.
Retardicans and ConservaTards unite to hear the shrill tardspeak of Palin. Everyone attending lost brain cells to the overwhelming air of retardiation spewing from her upper man-juice hole.
Palin and CryBecky had TardCon2 in Washington DC.
The Conservatards were indoctrinated to not bring signage as it proves to World how frikin retarded they really are in writting.
TardCon by RetardicanFodder December 1, 2010
Short for traditional conservative; an individual or group that advocates on behalf of values that were present throughout history. Critics of traditional conservatism often see historical values as archaic while proponents of traditional conservatism might see their values' past success as indicators of future success.
U.S. President Ronald Reagan was a well-known tradcon.
tradcon by wickedmentality12 December 17, 2013

Tardcore 

Noun: Someone who seems completely ignorant or idiotic in method, speech, or action, but is surprisingly capable of amazing feats.
The Scotsman from Gendy Tartakovsky's Samurai Jack is Tardcore
Tardcore by kataklyzmik June 21, 2006

Tardmonger 

Dude i hate her, shes such a...a...a...TARDMONGER
Tardmonger by AJeanM February 10, 2008

tardmonkey 

Someone with the intellect of a retarded monkey.
You're such a tardmonkey.
tardmonkey by John Wass November 14, 2003

Tardcunt 

A little retarded girl who asks you not to use the word retarded thereby becoming a cunt as well.
That little retarded girl is being selfish again and has really turned in to a Tardcunt.
Tardcunt by bcoen July 27, 2014

Tardonics 

The language of retards, or someone who speaks stupidly.
He's making no sense whatsoever. He's speaking Tardonics.
Tardonics by Broadacres January 17, 2011
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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