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TardCon is any where Sarah Palin is speaking.
Retardicans and ConservaTards unite to hear the shrill tardspeak of Palin. Everyone attending lost brain cells to the overwhelming air of retardiation spewing from her upper man-juice hole.
Palin and CryBecky had TardCon2 in Washington DC.
The Conservatards were indoctrinated to not bring signage as it proves to World how frikin retarded they really are in writting.
TardCon by RetardicanFodder December 1, 2010
Short for traditional conservative; an individual or group that advocates on behalf of values that were present throughout history. Critics of traditional conservatism often see historical values as archaic while proponents of traditional conservatism might see their values' past success as indicators of future success.
U.S. President Ronald Reagan was a well-known tradcon.
tradcon by wickedmentality12 December 17, 2013

Tardcore 

Noun: Someone who seems completely ignorant or idiotic in method, speech, or action, but is surprisingly capable of amazing feats.
The Scotsman from Gendy Tartakovsky's Samurai Jack is Tardcore
Tardcore by kataklyzmik June 21, 2006

Tardmonger 

Dude i hate her, shes such a...a...a...TARDMONGER
Tardmonger by AJeanM February 10, 2008

tardmonkey 

You're such a tardmonkey.
tardmonkey by John Wass November 14, 2003

Tardcunt 

A little retarded girl who asks you not to use the word retarded thereby becoming a cunt as well.
That little retarded girl is being selfish again and has really turned in to a Tardcunt.
Tardcunt by bcoen July 27, 2014

Tardonics 

The language of retards, or someone who speaks stupidly.
He's making no sense whatsoever. He's speaking Tardonics.
Tardonics by Broadacres January 17, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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