Tard Keeper

A teacher or aide that is in charge of watching retarded students.

I was walking down the hall and this tard started to molest me. Finally the tard keeper realized what was going on and put a stop to it.

Tard Keeper by Ryan Ristow September 15, 2007

Turdkeeper

Someone who constantly reminds someone of the time they have spent on the toilet while that person is trying to defecate in peace.

Similar to the word "Timekeeper"

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Dude, it's been 78 seconds and you are still on the toilet.

Shut the hell up you Turdkeeper.

Turdkeeper by The Best Definer Ever? October 12, 2010

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Related Words

tardkeeper • Turdkeeper • 'tard • tard wrangler • tard cart • tard guard • tard on • tard baby • tard farmer • tard-vark

tardkeeper

a more refined definition from the word creator:
person who cares for mentally handicapped, similar to zookeeper only a zookeeper takes care of animals and a tardkeeper takes care of retards.

Don't feed the retards children. That's the tardkeepers job.

tardkeeper by Casey D-mack creator August 30, 2003

tardkeeper

person who cares for the mentally handicapped and keeps them in line

That little retard should have a tardkeeper watching him.

tardkeeper by Casey D-mack August 29, 2003

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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