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Fuck tard 

One who is incredibly stupid, beyond even that of a retard.

Many years ago, the average population of the fuck tard was thought to diminish over time due to the retarded fucking activities fuck tards often engage in (such as rolling a bowling ball down a slide into their testicles, potentially causing serious damage to them). However, this is not the case.

Through the invention of the internet (and websites such as youtube and 4chan), the fuck tard population has skyrocketed dramatically. Seeking fame among other fuck tards, many fuck tards will upload videos of themselves doing fucktarded things.

Other fuck tards may see these videos and decide to either 1.) recreate the fucktarded activity they had just seen or 2.) try to 1up the fuck tard for fuck tard street cred. The aforementioned fuck tard will also upload a video of himself engaging in whatever activity he decided upon.

In turn, this has lead to a shitstorm of fucktardation, the likes of which we have never before witnessed in history.
Lil fuck tard: Sup bromontana, you see that vid on youtube of that guy doing pull ups from that crane without any safety gear?

Fuck tard youngling: Yeah, it might be a good idea for us to try that ourselves
Fuck tard by slamthevag March 28, 2011

fuck tard 

Someone you cannot fucking believe is not retarded.
fuck tard by ExcuseMySarcasm October 2, 2003

Fuck tard 

An idiot. A moron to the hightest degree of being a moron.
The kid who defined \m/ (><) \m/ is a fucktard
Fuck tard by matt August 11, 2004

Fuck-Tard 

When a person, regardless of mental health, is so stupid, they cause hatred and discord in the work-place, and living area.

Usually used as a stubsitute for :

"Fucking Retard" or "Fucking Retarded Asshole"
"Stop talking, you fuck-tard!!! You're making my head hurt."
Fuck-Tard by Souza July 14, 2004

fuck tard 

A person considered to be foolish or socially inept while also being irritatingly offensive.
Give me back my banana you goddam fucktard!
fuck tard by Jeffrey April 11, 2003

fuck tard 

Abbreviation for someone who is a fucking retard.
That boy who tried to crawl in the backdoor of that camel sure is a fucktard.
fuck tard by sheebus April 18, 2005
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