Taqueria

A Mexican restaurant (or cart/van/etc.), usually a hole-in-the-wall, delicious eatery. Typical authentic menu includes tacos, burritos, tostadas, etc.

Taco-ria...taqueria.

Totally not a condition experienced after eating tacos. Jeeze.

I had the best carne asada tacos from the taqueria on the corner!

by MexiCAN! May 2, 2010

taqueria

noun. - an uncomfortable condition typically caused by the ingestion of one or more tacos and/or burritos

"After eating at that filthy Mexican restaurant, he developed a nasty case of explosive taqueria."

by Garden Utopia January 31, 2007

Taqueria stall spread

The accumulation of buggers, fecal mater and dry vomit that tends to accumulate on the wall of the bathroom of your local taqueria.

While I was taking a dump I added to the taqueria stall spread.

by davinci de paris July 10, 2009

Taqueria Dick

When you have really bad gas from eating so much Mexican food that the mere proximity of your dick to your ass is enough for your farts to contaminate everything in the area. Also known as taqueria twat for females.

Yo did you ever end up suckin Rodneys dick?

Naw girl, we went out to eat that night and that nigga had straight taqueria dick.

by Mada O'bennigan April 10, 2015

Taqueria's Revenge

The consequence of enjoying a delicious meal at the Mexican restaurant La Taqueria. This usually includes diarrhea.

Get home quick, I feel Taqueria's Revenge, those nachos aren't agreeing with my stomach.

by TheSpins December 1, 2011

Taqueria Salsa

The fucking greatest Mexican food restaurant in the entire world, or at least in the bay area.

Dude, I got a burrito majado with the chile verde from the Taqueria Salsa last night. It was like an orgasm in my mouth.

by Gringo with an affinity for mexican food/women. June 22, 2007

dirty taqueria

Like a dirty sanchez but you get to eat a corn tortilla when you finish

"When the dirty sanchez isn't good enough, give her the dirty taqueria"

by Maxwell Smartish May 9, 2008